Have you assholes never heard of Chain of Command?!?!

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• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “It’s a chain I beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here”

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  • TheMongoose@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you wanna run this ship?

    Yes

    Well... you can't.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ray@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they're done

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Life is a lottery where we feel like we’re winning all the time until we eventually lose.

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• dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As someone whose cells don’t always do the right thing, I feel this comment.

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  • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My body is trying to be the federation, but my immune system is made up of angry Klingons

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    • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have the same problem. Sorry to hear that.

      BTW, for anyone following this thread, go watch Cells at Work.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Have you tried adding tardigrade DNA to your genes? I know it sounds radical, but don’t knock it 'till you’ve tried it.”

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My favorite part of that plot was how Starfleet somehow doesn’t care that he genetically modified himself to gain superpowers, but multiple other people almost get the boot for something their parents did.

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    • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      genetically modified himself to gain superpowers,

      To be fair, said superpowers weren’t the kind of thing that would make him a viable supersoldier or terrorist.

      Admiral: About this Stamets guy, can we review the footage of his illegal genetic modification powers?

      :: watches video log of Stamets taking Discovery through shroom-space ::

      Admiral: Ow, fuck, that looks incredibly painful. These mods are only good for this one task? And he can only do it with that machine, from that room, on that specific ship? And he’s okay with doing this to himself every time?! Yeah, we’re good.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It does help if you’re the only one who can successfully operate top secret technology.

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• eva_sieve@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …Is this a meme or a cry for help?

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most of my memes are cries for help. You’re the first to notice!

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait a second… I’m pretty sure Stamets wasn’t in that TNG episode.

  No no, none of this makes sense now. I don’t accept it.

  You know what you’ve done now?

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  You’ve disappointed Captain Jellico.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taking a page out of the Janeway Book of Temporal Mechanics.

    Step 1: Fuck it, throw out the book.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think that would be like allowing a Linux newbie sudoers access.

  Seems good in theory, disastrous in practice

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