Debugging

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• DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My biggest problem isn’t discovering my own crime. It’s trying to determine what my motive was at the time.

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  • agent_flounder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I plead insanity”

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’re sure that there was a crime? You’re fortunate that your bug is consistently reproducible.

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  • Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My “favorite” is when following the steps to reproduce a specific bug you get an entirely different bug then what was reported

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• MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  “Debugging. The game where you are the criminal, the victim, and the detective at the same time. But you probably don’t know where the crime took place, or what it was. But there definitely is a crime.”

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey. Sometimes the bug is in a third party library. I didn’t do it. I swear!

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I know there’s a crime because my code runs, but it doesn’t do what I asked it to do.

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• kopczak1995@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, seems like coding while drunk didn’t help this time.

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• Surp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You could technically do this just like how GTA Vs gameplay was with all the different characters.

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