I've never had Folgers. On a scale of International Roast to Leaded Petrol How bad is it really?
Replicator: Bad instant coffee
Submitted 7 months ago by negativenull@lemm.ee to risa@startrek.website
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metaStatic@kbin.social 7 months ago
LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 7 months ago
Prax would have told Janeway to try tea, too.
Hobbes@startrek.website 7 months ago
I think you mean Folgers in your bulb!
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
The best part of waking up
Is committing war crimes for your cup
GreenMario@lemm.ee 7 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
The difference between necessary and sufficient requirements:
Janeway: let’s go into that dangerous nebula, there’s coffee in it
Holden: I won’t be able to fight the protomolecule if I don’t drink some coffee first
Blackout@startrek.website 7 months ago
The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)
burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.
Kudos to Janeway.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 months ago
The worst thing about instant coffee isn’t the taste, it’s that it has about half the caffeine compared to a brewed cup.
x4740N@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So just drink twice the amount of instant coffee
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
I always questioned why some characters disliked replicated food and thought it was just there as some sort of Luddite ideology some people have, like the way a few characters are afraid of transporters. But then I saw recently on Memory Alpha that they can adjust their resolution and replicate things that are not quite perfect. Imagine eating the 144p food 🤢
dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 7 months ago
They make a nod to this on Lower Decks. The higher ranking officers have access to an entirely different replicator menu, suggesting a distinction in quality overall.
Imagine eating the 140p food
I would get tired of steamed bananas real quick. The guac and chips look okay though.
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.
Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”
negativenull@lemm.ee 7 months ago
They would be unstoppable.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 months ago
They’re be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.
Infynis@midwest.social 7 months ago
Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass