Replicator: Bad instant coffee

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• aeronmelon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

  Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”

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  • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They would be unstoppable.

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’re be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.

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    • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass

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• metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I've never had Folgers. On a scale of International Roast to Leaded Petrol How bad is it really?

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• LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Prax would have told Janeway to try tea, too.

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• Hobbes@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think you mean Folgers in your bulb!

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The best part of waking up

  Is committing war crimes for your cup

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    Did someone say war crimes? 😊

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The difference between necessary and sufficient requirements:

  Janeway: let’s go into that dangerous nebula, there’s coffee in it

  Holden: I won’t be able to fight the protomolecule if I don’t drink some coffee first

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• Blackout@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)

  good to the last drop

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• burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.

  Kudos to Janeway.

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• FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The worst thing about instant coffee isn’t the taste, it’s that it has about half the caffeine compared to a brewed cup.

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So just drink twice the amount of instant coffee

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I always questioned why some characters disliked replicated food and thought it was just there as some sort of Luddite ideology some people have, like the way a few characters are afraid of transporters. But then I saw recently on Memory Alpha that they can adjust their resolution and replicate things that are not quite perfect. Imagine eating the 144p food 🤢

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  • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They make a nod to this on Lower Decks. The higher ranking officers have access to an entirely different replicator menu, suggesting a distinction in quality overall.

    Imagine eating the 140p food

    I would get tired of steamed bananas real quick. The guac and chips look okay though.

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