PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head.

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• Cyv_@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  1/6... There are 5 more of these out there. Somewhere...

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• queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Watchout boys, she’ll chew you up.

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Woo-hoo here she comes…

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  • bmsok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s cool. I’m a snack.

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So you have sex and then die? Where’s the problem?

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.

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• thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you’ve got a chance.

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ain’t no way you outrun her. She can fly.

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• rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  so… no head?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only after coitus.

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Worth it.

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  • burgersc12@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The spirit is willing… but the body is spongy and bruised!

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• thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doesn’t matter, had sex.

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• piranhaphish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  youtu.be/QUlxnCmnlas?si=G9LBWmu3o7UKj8ow

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As long as she didn’t cut and heat my head afterwards…

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• theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Stupid sexy Flantis!

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• IronKrill@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!

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