Watchout boys, she’ll chew you up.
PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head.
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Jerb322@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Woo-hoo here she comes…
bmsok@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s cool. I’m a snack.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 months ago
So you have sex and then die? Where’s the problem?
JoShmoe@ani.social 7 months ago
Before you die, you’ll experience flesh being ripped off your face and scalp until you eventually die from bleeding. Maybe the shock will kill you first but I honestly don’t know.
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you’ve got a chance.
moody@lemmings.world 7 months ago
Ain’t no way you outrun her. She can fly.
rockerface@lemm.ee 7 months ago
so… no head?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Only after coitus.
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Worth it.
burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
The spirit is willing… but the body is spongy and bruised!
thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 7 months ago
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
piranhaphish@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As long as she didn’t cut and heat my head afterwards…
theforkofdamocles@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Stupid sexy Flantis!
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!
Cyv_@kbin.social 7 months ago
1/6... There are 5 more of these out there. Somewhere...