Submitted 1 year ago by rappo@lemmy.world to games@lemmy.world
Obviously Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan are outside
Whatever happens, it sounds like an ultimate showdown about to happen
Fuck Chuck Norris, he can get fucked by Kevin Sorbo any day now.
I had an irrational dislike for chuck Norris (before I knew what horrible opinions he had, now it’s rational) simply because Vin Diesel jokes came first and the majority of Chuck Norris jokes were just name swapped older jokes.
Not that Vin Diesel is a great guy or anything but his name IS an anagram for I End Lives
Chucks name is Carlos. Carlos Norris.
This chirp never makes sense, I have mote cop stations than I can afford and still get these pop-ups.
They’re not there to protect him. He’s there to protect the police.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is a Republican senior citizen, though. He wouldn’t feel safe in ANY city.
The “throw police at problems mostly caused by poverty and inequality” reaction tracks too, though.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
So sad to know he’s actually a beta cuck in real life. Wish he was the man I revered when I was a boy.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Personally I never liked him, his meme or his blatant Marty Stu show, so I like how pathetic he is in reality 😁