3,500-Year-Old Book of Spells to Guide The Dead Uncovered With Egyptian Mummies

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• ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The archaeologists have to read each incantation out loud or they’re chickenshit.

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    O, let not the pains of financial burden which come upon thee enter into my automobile. I am the Extended Warranty, and I am in the foremost part of the loan, and the insurance policy which protecteth me is that which is with all the paid claimants forever.

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  • sj_zero ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Klattu berata (coughcough)
  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Johnathan Sims would like to know your location

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  • 768@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m alright.

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  • ADHDefy@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "Klatu, barada, n-- ........ Necktie? Nectur? Nickle?""

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  • Saint_of_Illusion@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!

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• TastyWheat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The black book gives life, the gold book takes it away.

  I DON’T KNOW THIS SYMBOL! IT’S… A BIRD…?

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