If it moves and it shouldn't, add duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, add WD-40.
If that doesn't work, turn it off and on again.
Congratulations you're an engineer
Command is convincing it to stay there
Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 1 year ago
wahming@monyet.cc 1 year ago
Seniority is knowing in which order to try them.
teft@startrek.website 1 year ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
armus@startrek.website 1 year ago
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
I mean… basically.
Webster@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For any fans of Brandon Sanderson, this just makes me think of Yumi and the Nightmare Painter
indepndnt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To be fair, the engineering solution is much more robust.
Infynis@midwest.social 1 year ago
The pilots know the inertial dampeners will handle it
Hobbes@startrek.website 1 year ago
Stop making sense.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Medical is extracting the forks you drunkenly swallowed without causing a transporter accident.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When asked to explain how it got done:
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AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Thank you for giving me my new favorite gif
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
Pretty much any gif with Jett Reno is gold. Highly recommend looking her up in the gif things. Her character is used really rarely in the show but everytime she shows up it’s an absolute fucking delight. They really just let the comedian be a comedian.