Can’t forget the Thomas Riker!
Pick your champion
Submitted 1 year ago by negativenull@lemm.ee to risa@startrek.website
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BertramDitore@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What episode is this from? I just binged the whole series last weekend and don’t remember this
theinspectorst@kbin.social 1 year ago
Why did he take the risk with fake sideburns when he could have just ... grown sideburns?
Zorque@kbin.social 1 year ago
Sideburns are a William thing. And thus anathema to all Thomases. Thomasii. Thomasse? Whatever.
GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 year ago
0.75 Rikers
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Just imagine, with all those parallel universes, there was almost definitely a Riker with an even bigger beard.
EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 1 year ago
This is terrific, but why isn’t panel 3 a picture of Thomas Riker? Literally the second Riker, who also has a fuller beard (Thomas doesn’t shape his beard the way Will does).
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
1 Riker - You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he’s doing but by golly he’ll try. 2 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it. 3 Rikers - Has had a few drinks and is itching to hand out bitch slaps 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
So ‘God Ransom’ but with a beard and more rizz?
negativenull@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Riker seems to fucks (up) an awful lot