Ooooo, plasma burn....

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• nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yo mamma so fat, when the Borg assimilated her she was designated as a unimatrix.

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  • Rapture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yo mamma so fat, she assimilated the borg!

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yo mama so fat she rolled over and assimilated the federation

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yo mamma so fat Geordie has to siphon power from Life Support to deal with the gravametric distortion!

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yo mommas so fat that we’ve had to implement new processing protocols and alter isometric circuits to ensure that her planetoid status doesn’t affect the integrity of the warp field

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *Geordie crying through his visor wishing he could transfer power to the USS Hera

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• Ignacio@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yo mama so fat, when she farted, she sent Voyager to the delta quadrant.

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• teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gonna need a genesis device to recover from that sick burn.

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  • gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yo mommas so fat, she’s gonna need the whole Genesis PLANET!

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  • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Burn so bad I brain-wiped the last season of Discovery

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    • Albbi@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I stopped after season 2. Was that the right choice?

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yo mamma so fat, the Tholians ran out of web trying to trap her.

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• MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Spock, yo Mama’s so fat, our engineering chief couldn’t beam her up when she fell.”

  …too soon…?

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That burned hotter than when a random Kelpian high on dilithium got salty

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• shadearg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Kobayashi Maru’d

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ITT people making ‘yo mama’ jokes less funny than the one in the OP

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah. In this thread you find people having fun.

    And then there’s you.

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just though your joke was amazing in comparison

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Which NCC are we talking about?

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, given that its a Star Trek meme on a Star Trek community, it’s a safe bet that the NCC is referring to the text at the start of a ships registry like NCC-1701 for the Enterprise or NCC-1031 for the Discovery.

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