The council of whales will not like this shower thought.
If whales are ignorant of conditions on land, they probably think humans are an endangered species.
Submitted 8 months ago by AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 8 months ago
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
The council of whales is conflicted about showers themselves
gregorum@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The council of whales does not understand showers.
seeyouinteawhy@lib.lgbt 8 months ago
Why? It’s not like there are suddenly no humans at sea. Small fishing vessels may have gone down in number but in the meantime leisure vessels and the sheer number of humans have gone up (it’s massive). Humans are ⅓ of all land mammal biomass. Whale scientists are probably more puzzled by the lack of species diversity among land mammals that visit the sea.
fubo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Most whales never come close enough to land to see humans who aren’t in boats. Divers are pretty rare.
So they might think of humans as boat brains.
Boats have brains, but they’re not very well attached. When a boat brain falls out of the boat, usually the brain dies. Fortunately, boats have more than one brain and can survive losing one.
imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Head canon
Zippy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I love this sub for all the conversational subjects when you are stoned.