Submitted 1 year ago by aksdb@feddit.de to programmer_humor@programming.dev
Every line of code has been audited by all security researchers. The implementation is language agnostic and extremely slim (0 LOC). It runs all the JavaScript I want (none).
I really like it and it clearly passed the code review without any issues. But I find the diagnostic messages a bit lacking, it can be hard to debug.
But I find the diagnostic messages a bit lacking
That’s weird. Every line of business logic has an infinite amount of logging. Ticket closed; works for me.
Oh, but at the same time every single line of business logic logs nothing of value at all!
But you can’t compress or obfuscate it, that’s a downside.
The runtime doesn’t need to be obfuscated. Only the code you run with it. You can still compress and obfuscate that and it will run just as well as it did before. Actually you can completely scramble your code and it would still run exactly the same.
Sweet! That means I can encrypt my code to keep prying eyes away.
Is this what they used on motherfuckingwebsite.com ?
One cool thing is that the comments are self documenting. I read the program earlier and it’s quite clear what it does. Excellent accomplishment, dear colleague!
Sweet! Now I don’t have to recursively write comments to explain the meaning of each comment
Can you share the github link? I’m really eager to use it in one of my key projects where JS is a core component :D
This project is so popular that it’s preinstalled on every OS!
Ah, is it the famous rm -rf / command?
GNOME-based distros use JS for extensions.
Honestly, many of my colleagues need to use this instead of the balls of mud they manage to create.
Perfection!
amazing.
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
It’s not at all compatible with my katamari ball of totally required libraries and dependencies - 0/10