My shitty frog effigy for cursing the tyrants, ultra-rich and genociders

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If anyone ever doubts something will work remind them that someone bought a curse against Charlie Kirk online and then his neck just did that.

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• Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here’s a quick translation of the spell I cast on it, it’s a curse of rotting. I left out the most secret part and I won’t reveal the actual ritual either, but the curse itself should tell what it contained. Next I’m going to bury the effigy in it’s coffin in the old graveyard after the sun sets, to finish the curse.

  Now, do I believe in this stuff? Well, no. This is more of a play for me, to keep some magic in the world, and old traditions alive. Or maybe I’m lying, and just covering my tracks so nobody can blame me of anything. Who knows, the internet is full of weirdos. But hey we all have our ways to deal with all of this shit, some get drunk, others turn to witchcraft

  Women oozing hate, rancid men,
  half-wit enablers, genociders,
  filthy rich acting like pigs, those that have raped even children,
  every greedy fucker that’s robbing the eco-sphere;

  (I command) meat melt away, guts rot,
  (become) full of pus heads mean and stupid,
  gnaw those bones, bad cancer,
  every one of you fascists, putrefy alive;

  in behalf of the weakest, I become hateful,
  I curse with blood, I curse with iron,
  I curse with spit and salt,
  I cover (them) with ash too,
  like this, cruelly in revenge I chastise the ones destroying(/shitting on) the world.

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  • Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh, and if someone happens to be interested in the actual history, frog coffins were a real thing in Finnish folklore, though they were usually good luck charms. You’d bury them under the church floor, the closer the altar, the better. I also used juniper wood, which was considered the most pure and beautiful wood, so I’m taking creative liberties here! But the people of old are gone and forgotten, and so is their magic. I’d say magic is meant to change and grow as people do anyway, so if I can borrow even a bit from the old to create new, I think that’s enough to keep the spirit of it.
    And a lot of the magic was indeed used for curses, so I’m keeping that tradition alive for sure

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• username_1@programming.dev ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, shitty enough – it obviously doesn’t work. Try a gun for cursing. Should work better.

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  • Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey etsy witches got Charlie Kirk, so might as well

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• moonshadow@slrpnk.net ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you for your service 🫡

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  • Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I get it, but I feel bad for that drawn frog :(

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  • Tonava@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The traditional way would require an actual frog corpse, so this was the most ethical way I could make it (and it’s not like I have plentiful access to frog corpses). If it helps, I made the frog look very mean on purpose

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hope it works, 🤞

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I prefer calling them genocidaires.

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