Last Time on Space Trek: The Next Crew “Contact Spacefleet Command. Let them know our situation.” says Commander Jean-Will Crusher, a German who speaks in a weirdly British accent, talking to helmsman Geordi la Troi. “Counselor Picard, what’s our situation?” he asks to Deanna Picard, the half Human half Vulcan counselor. “Captain, the crew of the Entership-C cannae take anymore! I suggest you give them a break,”
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Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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GaiusGornicusCaesar@startrek.website 1 year ago
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
This… this hurt. This hurt so much to read.
Thanks. I hate it.
preciouspupp@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
Utterly fucking cursed.
Have an upvote.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
No subtitles available for video. What were they saying?
jopepa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe it’s for a Starprise Party.
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
Oh you go to hell. Do not pass go and do not collect $200.
The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Anyone have a get out of hell card?
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Live wrong and perspire
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I know this well!
(I live in Florida.)
paddirn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Star Hope: A New War
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 1 year ago
I know a redditor who has that username. Maybe the cake was for them? They are a huge Trekkie after all. Their username is /u/starprizeentership.
It’s VERY likely it’s just a coincidence but I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow none the less 😅
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
This reads just like “bad” starwars prequel memes
jet@hackertalks.com 1 year ago
That audio works, you could dub an entire episode and I’d enjoy it
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
Thanks! If I got paid to do readings of audiobooks or something I’d be so happy.
blarco@lemmy.world 1 year ago
youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk?si=Q7yk8KseLBVcOLzF but Star Trek
yukichigai@kbin.social 1 year ago
Or literally this :3
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’m lying quietly in bed trying not to make noise and now I can’t stop giggling. I’m being asked why and now I have to get out of bed.
Thanks to Starship
TheLurker@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Missed a trick here I feel. I would have gone with “To baldly go when no hair has before gone”.
jflorez@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m sorry but the correct wording would be “To baldy go”
AwfulWaffle56@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s still my favorite Captain, bald or not!