I feel like you wasted your shower thinking time
If contemporary professional comedians were magically taken to the Paleolichic, they'd probably work much earlier in the day. Back then, there were no Late Night Shows or well-lit comedy clubs.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by snek_boi@lemmy.ml to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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luthis@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
snek_boi@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
We hear you. We see you. We feel you.
At snek_boi, we tend to hold ourselves to the highest standards. We are sorry to hear that your experience with us was anything less than alright.
We want to ensure our time in the shower is used as efficiently as possible. No dilly-dallying. No half-baked thoughts. In and out. Swish and flick.
Rest assured, we are escalating this internally to ensure a swift resolution.
As a gesture of goodwill, have a good one.
snek_boi, on behalf of the snek_boi team at snek_boi
Limerance@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
People telling jokes around the at night seems like a very ancient human tradition.
dunz@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
And even if they did have clubs, they’re not speaking the same language, so no one would get the jokes
Lembot_0006@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
They surely did have clubs in paleolith.
Fondots@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think they were bigger on spears though.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Slapstick and other silent humor: “am i joke to you”
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I laugh at jokes I didn’t hear if the one who says them is smiling or laughing, so I wouldn’t be so sure
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If they did speak the same language what jokes could they tell that would be relatable?
Dick and fart jokes maybe?
dunz@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
I’m imaging Seinfield-like observational comedy but with other themes. “Hunter-gathering? What’s the deal? I do all the gathering and none of the hunting!”
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
They’d probably die long before they had a chance to try working.
Zahille7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idk, they’re going to the Paleolichic era. They might survive if they’re sent back in some great outfits.
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Time to get out, you’re running up a bill
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’d be giving a show in front of a campfire