YSK: if you ever fuck a duck and you get arrested for bestiality, then you should request the legal system to officially recognize your charge as "he fucked the duck" because fuck rhymed with duck :)

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• 0ndead@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You might want think twice before you post

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  • Bubs12@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He might want to think once before he posts

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    • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He might want to think

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• RedMari@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You shouldn’t know

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• DGen@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do you ever get Up and take a Look into a mirror and seriously ask yourself “what the fuck”. Dude.

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• toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What the duck?

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• INeedMana@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “he fucked the duck"
  To me that doesn’t rhyme. Does it do for native speakers?

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Fucked” is pronunciated like “fuck”, but with emphazis in “ck” and a very sutile “d/t” sound at the end. Something like “fuCKd”.

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