When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffé mocha

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• RePsyche@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why limit yourself to small? Surely you won’t regret eating a quarter pound of chocolate covered coffee beans.

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  • chirospasm@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is how I become a 2-stage Butt Rocket

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    • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      add 1 taco for the 3 stage

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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    • chirospasm@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Username checks out

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Genius idea, extracting the coffee from the bean with hydrochloric acid instead of hot steam.

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  • chirospasm@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Heading to the patent office TODAY with this one

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Too late, I’m pretty sure that’s how Nescafe is made.

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Plot twist: you’re a civet cat

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  • itsathursday@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The shitpost I was pooping for.

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• JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t even know they were a thing.

  …some brands contain over 300 mg of caffeine per 40 g serving.

  And pretty effective, it looks like!

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  • chirospasm@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are def more fun to eat in the afternoon than a drinking another cup of coffee, too!

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• EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No … but yes

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  • chirospasm@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Schrodinger’s Coffee

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