Gatetonium

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Blue penis of death.

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  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    MicroPenis

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    • dukatos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      micro soft penis

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Before Micro$lop, we used to have Micro$haft…

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• Chais@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do I wanna know what I’m missing?

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  • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Epstein files say he got std, tried to hide it from wifey, maybe laced her with antibios…

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    • Chais@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So he brought a souvenir from pedo rapist island and then continued to show no respect for women’s bodily autonomy.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      he asked EPSTEIN how to sneak antibiotics into her wifes food.

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yep, that’s what he needed the antibiotics for, viruses.

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• TwinTitans@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yet another Microslop* product full of viruses

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  fuck microslop, get linux

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bill Gates teaching children how to use computers the hands on way

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  now his Vaccine initiative seems much more disengenious, consider how he handled it.

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah, It’s a whole collection of viruses disguised as a product.

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The virus made his hardware MicroSoft.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you disable defender the virus will come. Always keep defender in your wallet

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• altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All hail the Malware Man

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• thecoffeehobbit@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh lord

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