You do get a hot blue alien wife though...

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• H3mp79@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It would be so hard to look for the legs you lost. I know how hard it is to find my glasses after I lose them damn

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks, without the context I wouldn’t have any clue wtf you are talking about

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d rather have a Venezuelan wife anyway. Blue aliens are overrated, they don’t even have aliussy, just weird tentacle shit.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, but he looked like he was really fucking enjoying that weird hair tentacle shit.

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  • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your mistaken, they do have aliussy, in the newer ones they get pregnant, so the baby has to come out somewhere.

    The tentacle hair is just another erogenous l communication zone, like our mouths.

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