The Pies of Power

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• TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  People can put whatever they want on their pizza and pineapple adds a delightful sweetness which can be appropriate in the right context. It doesn’t belong on every pizza, but it’s fine to have on some pizzas.

  I will die on this hill.

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  • ynthrepic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And my axe.

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    what even is a pizza anyway.

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s when you finger your partner on their period and then rub their vulva in a circular motion, before sticking your finger up her ass and then rubbing her vulva in a circular motion, completed by ejaculating on the vulva and spreading the mixture around in a circular motion before yelling “now that’s a good-a pizza pie!” And then going down on them.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pineapple, feta, banana, sauce hollandaise, is my hill.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ok. If you’re putting that on one pizza I’m going to judged you over it.

      Also avoid Italy, I’m sure you’d get the death penalty for that.

      But all of that side. You do you, have fun eating what you like!

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Used to have a place that did thin large slices, kind of like $1 slices in NY used to be. They would have honey available in case people wanted to put honey on the crust. Always loved it

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not going to bully people for enjoying their wretched abomination they dare call pizza, but man, they have to stop rationalizing

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pizza Silmarillione

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• pilferjinx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Didn’t the elves make their own pies? And how much does the pineapple affect them?

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  • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The Elves could feel the pineapple being added and put down their pies, unable to wield them as long as the pineapple remained.

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