Can't touch this!

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• Diplomjodler@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She: “Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I’m really hungry!”. He: *makes hissing noises*
  She: “Oh shit, a snake!”

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And like, does she think “wait did I get railed by a fucking snake” after that?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The lack of a second penis would be a clue.

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• kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds reasonable. I do same.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Honestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Miss me with that head biting off shit, I’m getting laid and buggin out

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