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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The dystopia is even more boring now because kids will have remote school instead of a snow day.

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• fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “now hurry up and get good grades so you can get a job and go to work”

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• _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tbf the school probably doesn’t care if you die either, the bus companies just fear the lawsuits.

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• HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I can’t come in, I’ve been shot in the head and I’m told I’ll be dead soon.”

  “I feel like you aren’t considering how this will impact the team.”

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Failure to plan ahead on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine”

    Also, hire more people you capitalist pig.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is such a ridiculous lie. Of course they care, do you know how much work it is to cover your shifts when you die all of a sudden without warning and sans the required approval for time off?

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• HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More sinister take:

  “They’d caie if your death benefits them in some way”.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Work cares! Just enough to throw a pizza party for your death.

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me: cheering in “home-office union agreement”

  Sorry guys.

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  503 Service Unavailable No server is available to handle this request.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, .world seemed to have a minor outage around to time of your comment 🫤

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