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Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gates9@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    My cousin from Alpha Centauri had a good laugh at this … ‘affordable healthcare and housing’ … lol

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    • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Seriously, Mulder, this is why no one cares about your fucking conspiracy theories!

    Unless the Cigarette Smoking Man is responsible for keeping poor people poor, which I don’t think he is, I dooooon’t caaaaaaaare.

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    • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Cigarette Man: “I don’t want to pay for other people’s healthcare. Americans are too out of shape. Who knows how they’re abusing their bodies. They’ll drive the premiums up!”

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  • aarch0x40@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Quit distracting me with affordable healthcare and housing!! Everyone needs to be focusing on the reptilian shadow government using telepathy to control the masses!! Expose the extraterrestrial threat now!!

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Relevant: THOSE DAMN ALIEN BASTARDS ARE REAL. by Gianni Matragrano.

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