Quit distracting me with affordable healthcare and housing!! Everyone needs to be focusing on the reptilian shadow government using telepathy to control the masses!! Expose the extraterrestrial threat now!!
Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job.
Submitted 4 months ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
My cousin from Alpha Centauri had a good laugh at this … ‘affordable healthcare and housing’ … lol
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Seriously, Mulder, this is why no one cares about your fucking conspiracy theories!
Unless the Cigarette Smoking Man is responsible for keeping poor people poor, which I don’t think he is, I dooooon’t caaaaaaaare.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Cigarette Man: “I don’t want to pay for other people’s healthcare. Americans are too out of shape. Who knows how they’re abusing their bodies. They’ll drive the premiums up!”
insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
Relevant: THOSE DAMN ALIEN BASTARDS ARE REAL. by Gianni Matragrano.