Submitted 5 months ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
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“For Value Received”, by Andrew J. Offutt
A new father receives a bill for the birth of his daughter. He asks what will happen if he refuses to pay, and is told that the patient will not be allowed to go home until he pays up.
The mother and father go home and leave the baby.
You could also use the infant’s blood to revitalize a shareholder
Pump new life into the board
Them laughing their asses off, knowing they won’t have children.
Sacked for not respecting the agreement
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Poor Toby. He wasn’t even all that bad, as far as HR goes.