Instructions were unclear… now some guy from Spain (or maybe Egypt?) with a Scottish accent is hanging around telling me there can be only one.
??? Profit!!!
Submitted 12 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
lol … when I die, I would really love to have my body buried in a lead sealed container at the bottom of a shallow ocean … bury me enough to not let things eat me but enough to preserve my bones for a few million years … then place a bunch of random objects around me … like an iron bar shaped in a simple random design (like the infinity symbol) … a small solid gold sphere in my eye socket … a small diamond up my nostril… and something radioactive inside my chest … and fill my skull with copper, aluminum and other metals.
Then just leave it all and let some archaeologist in a few milllion years to be absolutely confused as to who or what the hell I was doing and why I did it
ch00f@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
a few milllion years
Yeah, your ass is getting subducted.
ceenote@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Remember to read through all of the instructions before beginning.
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
Step 2: stay dead
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong.
HairyHarry@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Step 2: Draw the rest of the Fossil
Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 4 hours ago
Username checks out, Sir/Madam fossilesque!