??? Profit!!!

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lol … when I die, I would really love to have my body buried in a lead sealed container at the bottom of a shallow ocean … bury me enough to not let things eat me but enough to preserve my bones for a few million years … then place a bunch of random objects around me … like an iron bar shaped in a simple random design (like the infinity symbol) … a small solid gold sphere in my eye socket … a small diamond up my nostril… and something radioactive inside my chest … and fill my skull with copper, aluminum and other metals.

  Then just leave it all and let some archaeologist in a few milllion years to be absolutely confused as to who or what the hell I was doing and why I did it

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a few milllion years

    Yeah, your ass is getting subducted.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Remember to read through all of the instructions before beginning.

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• HairyHarry@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Step 2: Draw the rest of the Fossil

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• baltakatei@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Step 2: stay dead

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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong.

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• Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Username checks out, Sir/Madam fossilesque!

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• SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Instructions were unclear… now some guy from Spain (or maybe Egypt?) with a Scottish accent is hanging around telling me there can be only one.

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• Toldry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  a fossil meme from @fossilesque , how appropriate

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