OSHA says

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• JustRalph@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A toast!

  To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings… no babies. ;)

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a crane.

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  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.

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• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And OSHA said

  Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.

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• bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My parents never had sex! I was brought by the stork.

  Was that stork called Antonov?

  – A lighthearted conversation from my school years.

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  • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do you weigh several thousand kilograms?

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