Submitted 1 year ago by macha@lemmy.world to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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There is a long abandoned (but it still runs) project called eDEX-UI (https://github.com/GitSquared/edex-ui) which basically provides a working, useable terminal surrounded by all sorts of the crap visual appearance of hacker terminals in the movies. Pair that with a terminal editor and you've almost got a movie IDE!
It's kinda fun for a while although I'd be amazed if anyone actually used it as their main terminal emulator program. But you could.
I could see it being a real thing. When you're making a game it gives you visualization for animations (both physics and visual-only) and shaders (maybe even a simplified stylized version). Random benchmark results/debug info. Drawing attention to syntax mistakes. An important email or video call pops up.
It would be cool and potentially useful, but completely un-asked for and likely distracting and a waste of space. Basically what if your computer was a non-cartoon clippy.
outside of the keyboard, you could defiantly make this into a viable terminal interface. just make sure all of the “widgets” are relevant information and its not a bad idea.
There’s dif themes that get rid of the keyboard and add and remove things, plus I’m p sure you can write your own
The bottom is also on a transparent screen
Can you imagine the eye strain one would get programming on a translucent screen every day? One where your always having to keep your eyes focused on semi transparent text and graphical interfaces in the foreground, and not the distracting and ever changing background, continuously shifting in parallax as you adjust your head and viewing angle. Not having my display buttressed up against a wall, or having to deal with glare and screen reflections, or even low contrast monitors in general are all things I find infuriating already.
But I guess the Sci-Fi future of ergonomics is holograms. *You must have your migraines, and you must enjoy them.
Speaking of eye strain, there’s the hilarious related trope that every helmet in a movie shines bright light into the face of the helmet’s wearer.
It’s pretty obvious why they do it: they want the faces of the actors to be visible. But, I can’t help but imagine how stupid it would be to have a light shining in the eyes of an astronaut when they work on something in the darkness of space.
I hate even just having a background that isn’t a solid color if any software is running. I could never use a transparent screen.
And every little thing on the screen makes a noise.
I’m surprised more people do not talk about this. Its easily the most annoying trope for me. Could you imagine hearing your machine beep through processing for 8-10 hours at a time each day? Its asinine to even consider anyone in these technology roles would deal with that.
I think this is because it is pretty boring to film a computer in action, because it does noting - it doesn’t move for example. So beeping sounds were added for every action a computer would do: opening or closing windows, transferring files to a disk, calculating,…
These sounds were added at a time computers were not that common in every household and to emphazise that the computer is doing something. In recent movies, computers are more silent.
Another thing film makers did to show interaction with a computer is the constant usage of the keyboard. Every thing is done with the keyboard. Open a window: type 5 sceonds on the keyboard. Transferring a file onto a disk: type the whole bible on the keyboard. This was done because it would be pretty boring to show someone use the mouse or drag-and-drop files.
It its somehow compareable to the movie trope of constantly reloading a gun. You can see this often in older movies: the protagonist is going inside a building and he is reloading his gun. Then he stops a the corner of a hallway and is reloading the gun again - despite no shot has been fired. This was also done to show the audience that a gun will be involved.
Don’t forget. If you have a server and it’s been penetrated, there needs to be a monitor which displays “SERVER HACKED” in giant, red, blinking text.
Live your dreams :)
Ugh I keep getting memory bounds errors, time to fire up the dodecahedron
Just don’t look directly at it for too long or it’ll cause a buffer overflow in your brain and you’ll start yelling out your private keys instead of saying words.
This is why I loved Mr Robot
My immediate thought as well
I’ve felt this way about twice in my life, and it’s when I had a really well crafted Jupyter notebook running in VSCode.
It’s definitely the kind of thing you want to pop open when boss is showing some new sponsors/customers around.
It is best paired with this: hackertyper.net
I’ve been playing around with Grafana alot lately so my screens do look closer to the second. Except not such a disordered jumble so it doesn’t have any where near the same wow factor
Screenshot?
I thought this was about sound engineers and providers because the bottom image is a reality for them lmfao
the 80s hacking equivalent of Subway Surfer clips
There is a bug down there next to the IDE globe in the 5th dimension…
you guys use an IDE? I’m just using the terminal with tmux.
I have been trapped in vi and I don’t know how to escape.
Send help.
You’re trapped in vi
I’m trapped in ed
We are not the same
just reboot the machine. problem solved!
Me when I’m in a 5 hour long sagemath session to get the perfect visualization of a problem I have long solved.
So you’re saying you program without a translucent mini map showing your location or whatever? Shame on you.
dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.
milkjug@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.
BurnoutDV@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s kinda how hacking in half life alyx works, the vr game, it feels a lot better than the ol’ lockpicking in pancake games
oktupol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!