I’m impressed this took a lot of thought to make. Not in that guy’s style at all because of it though 😉
I noticed Holmium is used twice. Religium and Doctorphilium. I’m guessing the repeats are on purpose.
The Patriotic Table of the Elements
Submitted 7 months ago by qaz@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Patriotic-Table-formatted.pdf
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cybervseas@lemmy.world 7 months ago
teft@piefed.social 7 months ago
Shitty trump propaganda can rot.
I love when people like you out themselves as trumpists. Makes it way easier to figure out who to block.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Lol
qaz@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I hope that’s a joke but in case you’re serious, this is satire making fun of Trump renaming things like the “Golf of America”. It’s not serious in any capacity.
Abstract: The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor. When you see this table, you’ll say wow, what a big, beautiful table, why didn’t Biden make this. I know. I’m just saying.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 months ago
People haven’t heard of the Journal of Immaterial Science. :')
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I love this