The Patriotic Table of the Elements

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• teft@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shitty trump propaganda can rot.

  I love when people like you out themselves as trumpists. Makes it way easier to figure out who to block.

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  • qaz@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope that’s a joke but in case you’re serious, this is satire making fun of Trump renaming things like the “Golf of America”. It’s not serious in any capacity.

    Abstract: The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor. When you see this table, you’ll say wow, what a big, beautiful table, why didn’t Biden make this. I know. I’m just saying.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      People haven’t heard of the Journal of Immaterial Science. :')

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m impressed this took a lot of thought to make. Not in that guy’s style at all because of it though 😉

  I noticed Holmium is used twice. Religium and Doctorphilium. I’m guessing the repeats are on purpose.

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