monthly challenge

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  finally a challenge i can rise up to!

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• Toneswirly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does frozen pizza count as takeout?

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  • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    a pizza which you have to put in a microwave or oven?
    the 2nd one disqualifies sorry bro. let me tell you now why, if you have to use an oven aka go to your kitchen and use timer on your phone or whatever while you listen to shakira waiting for something to cook because oven cooking is not 5 minutes dont tell me otherwise and oh you have to TAKE OUT a clean dish that is suitable for the oven, and you’d even have to have had kitchen experience in first place to know which dish of your wife’s silverware, who IS NOT around otherwise she wouldn’t let you shove bugers in the oven like it was microwave without even removing the plastic wrappings, and once the fire is set ablaze and you luckly get to extinguish it somehow, your neighbor has called 911 already and is outside ringing your doorbell to tell you there is a fire smoke coming from your windows and asking if you were all safe like the concerned neighbor he is, then by the time firefighters arrive you just go ‘Oh… fire…because of the brugers… the plastice?.. i thought it was the oven’s bad then the fire started…omg’

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• hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well I failed. No daily alcohol, rarely play games and my step count is clearly higher.

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• original_reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, we shalln’t.

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You are not getting a random image from my phone gallery because I got rate limited on my instance

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    • deafboy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Let me help.

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Men? Don’t you mean boys?

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