Everyone’s debating top fish vs. bottom fish mermaids… but nobody’s talking about the left/right mermaid. Imagine trying to swim in circles all day 🐟➡️😂
What about reverse centaur? Shit would just topple over
Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔
Submitted 16 hours ago by Jas@lemmy.zip to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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DrFistington@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Jas@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦♂️😂
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
How about a reverse siren, temps you by offering to give you blissful ignorance.
Jas@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
The rest of my phone: am I a joke to you?
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 11 hours ago
Maybe Huck Finn was actually an action.
Jas@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 hours ago
Hawk Tuah is just the spiritual successor (heh succ) to Huck Finn.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 11 hours ago
I've heard the name, but otherwise I really don't know the connection. I know she is an "influencer," is it the bad influence connection?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
left/right would just be a chimaera.
Jas@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What about an inverse centaur? Is it just a horse minotaur, or is the human head replaced by the front half of a horse?
Jas@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄