Everyone’s debating top fish vs. bottom fish mermaids… but nobody’s talking about the left/right mermaid. Imagine trying to swim in circles all day 🐟➡️😂
left/right would just be a chimaera.
Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔
Submitted 7 months ago by Jas@lemmy.zip to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Jas@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 7 months ago
Maybe Huck Finn was actually an action.
Jas@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
Hawk Tuah is just the spiritual successor (heh succ) to Huck Finn.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 7 months ago
I've heard the name, but otherwise I really don't know the connection. I know she is an "influencer," is it the bad influence connection?
DrFistington@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What about reverse centaur? Shit would just topple over
Jas@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦♂️😂
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
How about a reverse siren, temps you by offering to give you blissful ignorance.
Jas@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
The rest of my phone: am I a joke to you?
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What about an inverse centaur? Is it just a horse minotaur, or is the human head replaced by the front half of a horse?
cravl@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
I have a relevant meme!
Zoot@reddthat.com 7 months ago
What about human legs/torso, and horse head?! Or is that just bojack
Jas@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Holes… Top or bottom?
Mermaids… Which hole? To be a top? Or maybe I feel more like a bottom to a mermaid indeed 🤔
Jas@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Hm… I’ll keep that in mind when I commit to the deedlet.