This dog knows before anyone else when food has been dropped;
is always first on the scene;
and he’s generally got whatever it is half-way in his mouth before I say he can have it.
… i think i’ll get him a yellow flashing light for his collar next birthday.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
If you leave your cheeseburger alone for more than 5 minutes, he’s impounding it
Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 5 days ago
Its gettin put through the crusher as soon as posession is taken.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
Seconds.