Submitted 1 day ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
https://www.motor1.com/news/766631/mercedes-microsoft-teams-integration-technology/
Now I’m just picturing random Benz’s satnav crashing all over the planet. All because Teams.exe decided it needed 100% of the CPU, at maximum priority, for the next 20 minutes. Because fuck you.
(I’m 999.9999999% sure that program is SkyNet/Genesis at this point. Because Microsoft doesn’t need to mine fuckin’ Bitcoin or anything stupid.)
Remember when Microsoft Teams disabled Emergency Calls on Google Pixel devices?
complete with the 365 Copilot generative AI assistant and the aforementioned Microsoft Teams with an Enhanced Meetings function.
🤮
Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: “I need it for work”
First having your flagship EV tank because it looks like a shoe, using shitty touch controls on the steering wheel, wanting to release a rounded G-wagon and now this. Which idiot green lights these decisions? I miss Zetche…
Who buys MB, anyway?
It comes with a free tooth brush and paste dispenser next to the mirror controls. What a great idea!
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dialing into the morning standup during commute:
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marighost@piefed.social 1 day ago
Let's be real: this is so your boss (in his MB with his MB money) can micromanage you, even on the go!
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
This is a CLA, not an E or S Class. The base CLA costs about as much as the average new car sold in the US. This is like the first promotion, I’m going to buy a car car.