Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dialing into the morning standup during commute:

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  • marighost@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Let's be real: this is so your boss (in his MB with his MB money) can micromanage you, even on the go!

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    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is a CLA, not an E or S Class. The base CLA costs about as much as the average new car sold in the US. This is like the first promotion, I’m going to buy a car car.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• PleaseLetMeOut@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now I’m just picturing random Benz’s satnav crashing all over the planet. All because Teams.exe decided it needed 100% of the CPU, at maximum priority, for the next 20 minutes. Because fuck you.

  (I’m 999.9999999% sure that program is SkyNet/Genesis at this point. Because Microsoft doesn’t need to mine fuckin’ Bitcoin or anything stupid.)

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remember when Microsoft Teams disabled Emergency Calls on Google Pixel devices?

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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can’t be forced to dial into teams meeting during commute when you ride an analog bike to work.Image

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• yojimbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  archived

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• iveseenthat@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who buys MB, anyway?

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• SW42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First having your flagship EV tank because it looks like a shoe, using shitty touch controls on the steering wheel, wanting to release a rounded G-wagon and now this. Which idiot green lights these decisions? I miss Zetche…

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  complete with the 365 Copilot generative AI assistant and the aforementioned Microsoft Teams with an Enhanced Meetings function.

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• geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For the working from home CEO’s

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• ptolemai@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: “I need it for work”

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It comes with a free tooth brush and paste dispenser next to the mirror controls. What a great idea!

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