Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams
Submitted 1 month ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
https://www.motor1.com/news/766631/mercedes-microsoft-teams-integration-technology/
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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
PleaseLetMeOut@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Now I’m just picturing random Benz’s satnav crashing all over the planet. All because Teams.exe decided it needed 100% of the CPU, at maximum priority, for the next 20 minutes. Because fuck you.
(I’m 999.9999999% sure that program is SkyNet/Genesis at this point. Because Microsoft doesn’t need to mine fuckin’ Bitcoin or anything stupid.)
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Remember when Microsoft Teams disabled Emergency Calls on Google Pixel devices?
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
yojimbo@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
iveseenthat@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Who buys MB, anyway?
SW42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
First having your flagship EV tank because it looks like a shoe, using shitty touch controls on the steering wheel, wanting to release a rounded G-wagon and now this. Which idiot green lights these decisions? I miss Zetche…
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
complete with the 365 Copilot generative AI assistant and the aforementioned Microsoft Teams with an Enhanced Meetings function.
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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
For the working from home CEO’s
ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: “I need it for work”
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
It comes with a free tooth brush and paste dispenser next to the mirror controls. What a great idea!
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dialing into the morning standup during commute:
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marighost@piefed.social 1 month ago
Let's be real: this is so your boss (in his MB with his MB money) can micromanage you, even on the go!
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This is a CLA, not an E or S Class. The base CLA costs about as much as the average new car sold in the US. This is like the first promotion, I’m going to buy a car car.