Submitted 8 months ago by monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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Who do you think puts merchandise on the shelves in the first place?
Also, these locked cases may be stupid, but let’s not pretend that 30 other customers didn’t touch your undies back before they started using them either.
Not to mention they’re in a plastic bag, so they’re not “fondling” them. That’s a childish take there. “Omg they drank out of the same cup…. That’s an indirect kiss!”
Not nearly as bad as “You indirectly kissed your Dad because you both sucked your moms nipples.”
Just buy the right one
Eww, you don’t wash new underware after buying it?
There may be times in your life you immediately need fresh underwear. Flight cancellation, food poisoning.
I think they may just not like the idea of a somewhat intimate garment requiring assistance.
Ah, now I see. It didn’t occure to me at all that shops would be afraid that people steal men’s underware or that having a cashier handle it (when properly packaged) would be an (emotional?) issue for the buyer.
I can only assume this is Walmart. Your problem is you’re shopping at Walmart.
Damn what kind of fancy ass Walmart do you have that has carpet?
There’s a Target logo on a tag on the far left-middle.
I’ve seen 2/3 targets do this and 0/3 walmarts do this.
Controversial opinion: society is better when we allow desperate people to procure basic things like underwear without having to pay for them. We shouldn’t encourage such procurement, but we shouldn’t be hindering it either.
Also just break this shit and make it look like an accident, I mean I have almost broken something similar on accident so it’s possible.
Remember kids, if you see someone shoplifting food/clothes/necessities, no you fucking didn’t.
suddenlyme@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
We have deodorant in these because the local kids like to huff it. Are you people huffing clean jocks?
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 months ago
wut
PaulBunyan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Translation:
My local retailer stores aerosol sprays in locked display cases like the ones shown due to the area youth’s desire to inhale the chemicals. Are the undergarments locked up because of customers like yourself inhaling the fragrance of unsoiled undergarments?
We have deodorant in these because the local kids like to huff it. Are you people huffing clean jocks?