Fullstack Engineer - Waifus (for people looking for job)

Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨technology@lemmy.world⁩

This is why we went to college to make Waifu.

Employee: Is this good boss?

Manager: Make the voice more sexy.

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antler@feddit.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
The job posting uses the word "obsess" twice - no frigging thank you

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- Ulrich@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  
  Annual Salary Range $180,000 - $440,000 USD
  
  I mean I’d be “obsessed” for that kind of money…
  
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cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
i can smell the applicants from here. gross.

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
It would be a terrible shame if someone used their own AI to spam this form with applicants.

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atticus88th@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
180k to live in the bay area is an insult.

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- uninvitedguest@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  180k to 440k is quite the range.
  
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  - flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    It means max 220k, the big number is there to give false hope.
    
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- Telorand@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Also, you’d have to work for Xitter and explain to future employers why you chose to work for an open fascist that facilitated the economic recession of the mid-2020s.
  
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  - AbidanYre@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    
    We operate with a flat organizational structure
    
    So you’d have to interact with Elmo directly? Hard pass.
    
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