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Please let it be that the FBI agent surveilling me was on break and he did not just see me get into a fight with the coat rack.

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who won tho? 🤔

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      To quote the great philosopher Shaggy

      It wasn’t me

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      • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Real 😆

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      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That coat rack has a mean right hook!

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The implication I rarely see explored of the meme that “everyone (presumably excluding the FBI agents) has an FBI agent watching specifically them (and not just a whole group of people, which would presumably mean they were watching someone else most of the time) at all times”, is that half the population would have to be FBI agents.

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, I think that’s like security by obscurity or something. There are just way too many people to surveil. That’s why fear is always the best tactic. If people police themselves they dont have to.

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      • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        What you are looking for is the panopticon: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panopticon

        You aren’t being watched all the time, but sometimes, and you can’t tell whether you are being watched right now.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dude…why are you going around fighting coat racks? You bully!

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It had my bag

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  • Nay@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s AI now… It sees everything…

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      BestieGPT

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  • LilB0kChoy@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Who has a coat rack in their shower?

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