“The only way he would be even whiter is if he jizzed Mayonaise” - John Oliver
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Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
lime@feddit.nu 1 day ago
is this referencing the putin interview, or the pezeshkian one? because depending on which, this post exudes very different vibes.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He more or less said these exact words around the Putin interview, in the same video where he was praising the fact that there were escalators in the mall.
lime@feddit.nu 1 day ago
damn, talk about americapilled… “wow you have electricity here? when did we export that?”
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
“And now we will interview rocket scientist Werner von Braun… Remember this name it will be important later.”
Luouth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve never noticed, until now, how similar to Piers Morgan he looks. Are they related or just coincidentally cunts that also lookalike?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Luouth@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Stellar! I’m in tears!
anytimesoon@feddit.uk 19 hours ago
this is amazing. is it real? if so what show is it from?
nfamwap@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Yup, they both got the cunt gene.
Kurious84@eviltoast.org 1 day ago
Tucker would side with hitler in a millisecond. He’d be sniffing the German bread and having an orgasm over it.