pennywise adapting to shorter attention spans

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Come on Georgy just come to the drain, follow the phone on a string with the subway surfers on it. We have skibbity toilet Georgy,

  NO, NO DAMIT Georgey not the shiny nickle on the side walk!!!

  Nicklewise. (Because pennys aint being made no more)

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We all uh…somethin’… down here, look, kid, just let me bite your arm off, OK?

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  • Graphy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read that in Krusty’s voice

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    • doug@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch

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• Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pennywise sold his operation to a private equity firm which eliminated the use of balloons, opting instead to utilize permanent arrow indicators, saving approximately $0.03 on every child murder.

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• DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You Chüd not turn there.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Monster technology is getting out of hand.
  Be safe out there.

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