Heh, poop.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Hey do you know what the difference between a candle and poop is?”

  “No… What?”

  “Remind me never to ask you to get birthday cake candles.”

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• impudentmortal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I must be sleep deprived because this stupid meme made me laugh

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m definitely sleep deprived because your username reminded me of Dresden Files because that’s where I learned the word insouciant.

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• countrypunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Heh.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  heh

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey guys, remember the poop knife?

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes.

    Also, I like your username.

    Also, your instance doesn’t really fit your comment.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  CandlEd Sheeran am I right

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Listen to the prophecy, my child. When this candle burns out, I will have finished pooping. See you on the other side”

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  • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Listen to the prophecy, my child. Poop.”

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