It works in my docker

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• sj_zero ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The worst is when the problem is something that will only manifest at scale, so your bosses are going "You should have tested it before putting it in production!" And I'm like "DO YOU THINK I DIDN'T TEST IT BEFORE PUTTING IT IN BLOODY PRODUCTION!?"

  • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The worst is when you’re actively raising alarms that your testing infrastructure has glaring, easily pluggable gaps that would catch certain types of common issues, and you explain that if you could have a few extra days you could get that done… And management says no, it’s not worth it, and THEN what you said

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    • raltoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Always remember the magic words when it comes to coroporate bullshit: “Can I get that in writing?”

      People either start thinking about it seriously to avoid getting in trouble, or they make themselves look like idiots. Although it can depend on what level of management says no.

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    • sj_zero ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      True. I've been the Cassandra on projects like that.
• Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “It’s a devops issue.”

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• TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Once I heard a (maybe) quote: “If it works on your machine, why don’t we just put it in the fucking datacenter?”

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pushes OTA.

  The best part is when it bricks we don’t hear from them!

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  • draggeta@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you work in HP's printer division?

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• b000urns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  isn’t the whole point of Docker to make it portable with a consistent environment?

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  • johnnyjayjay@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As long as you don’t change host platforms…

    There are lots of things that can break in Docker between Windows and Linux. Not to mention ARM and x86

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    • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Container: “I want to be built so I can run on any machine!”

      Silicon: 😈

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  • CodeBlooded@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The meme itself isn’t bashing Docker.

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    • b000urns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      that’s why I was confused

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• DeriHunter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Haha beautiful, that one made me laugh

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• Blamemeta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just means the code is right, their config is wrong.

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• _xDEADBEEF@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lets ship your machine

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And then it turns out the code on the machine isn’t the same as in git and one line has less intend which kicks the function out of the loop and that’s why “only the last input is imported”

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• Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At work we’re converting our Dev environment to docker… and for about two weeks “it works in production” was a fact of life.

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