"I JUST SAT DOWN"

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thank fucking god some blessed cunt censored that word. I would have lost my fucking shit.

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who the ---- doesn’t go “hell yeah” in response?

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• Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The hint that guys need.

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  • ghost9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    IDK I think she is just trying to be nice.

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    • Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably Canadian…

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My ex! Kept saying we didn’t need an heir and a spare. One afternoon, between my surgeries, she grabbed me, “I’m ovulating”.

  One shot through the engine block. And that’s what I’ll tell his big sister when the time comes. Yes, you can get pregnant the first time.

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• MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “cool. so you just freely putting that invite out there or am I gonna have to stick around for 18 years?”

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