Deranged

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• ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was onboard until I saw the “divine being” and “holy tongue” bits. I’m a technophobe, not a religious nutter.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    BUT WE CREATED THEM

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    • ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That doesn’t mean you’re divine.

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  • preussischblau@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We are more of a divine being, because only humans do religion. Our tongue is more holy, because we created words for holiness. [|B-)

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    • Jilanico@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      TempleOS: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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• exu@feditown.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

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• brrt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is the computer/robot able to freely decide when/if to speak?

  No = you should direct your attention to your fellow “divine” beings who programmed them Yes = fuck you

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• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I, for one, hail our robot overlords. 🥰

  ^^^(please don’t kill me.)

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I will always turn off the sound of the GPS when using it, I just want a map to glance at, not a device ordering me around

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  • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i just dont like when im in the middle of a conversation and the machine goes “TURN RIGHT”

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    • stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly

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• Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I really want to jam a pick tool into gas station pump speakers that blare ads.

  I probably will if the oldest shell station that never updates their pumps does.

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hate this
  Just be nice, and don’t act so superior :(

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me of Rik and the door

  Warning: Does contain a little swearing.

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