Oh, finally a computer chip capable of running my code.
MIT engineers create 'spaghetti' style metamaterial that could enable stretchy computer chips that are almost indestructible
Submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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ccunning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Konstant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“I noodle this”
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And we’ll never hear anything about it ever again.
lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe we will, maybe we won’t, but at least it’s tech news for a change. 😄
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought the same thing about soft, bend-able screens. But that became a fairly big thing.
Morganza@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
What is the next big thing you’re thinking will fail? I gotta invest some pennies
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Just like with cancer vaccines, fusion and certain incurable viral vaccines
gdog05@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The one advantage we have over the machines is that their chips are destructible. Can we stop this research?
x00z@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No worries. This chip we can just eat.
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We can start farming these computers to feed our ever growing population. We just need to build a simulation they can live in, so they don’t get stale.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This is all just so when the police show up you can’t just smash your phone.
Goretantath@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“almost” indestructable, i bet some sort of acid or lava could do the job if not a diamond laced sanding wheel.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
The factory must grow.
orclev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is interesting in a “how far can you launch a pumpkin using an air canon” way, not a “you only need to cool this down to -40C to make it super conduct” way. It’s a fun experiment with nearly zero practical purpose outside of some very niche edge cases. Wearable computing is probably the only realistic one at the moment for a CPU that you can stretch a little and runs incredibly slow.
martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Wearable computing is a huge market if you can literally embed this into clothing.
Massive
daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I computa da meatball
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
2095: Humanity finally succumbs to the “almost indestructible” Flying Spaghetti Monster machines
andybytes@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Oh wow how are they gonna kill women and children with this wonderful discovery
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Certified idiot
Jarix@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Please please please please please be the thought child of a member if the flying spaghetti monster religion
The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Could they electroplate the material with nickle? Nickle Iron batteries are the best, but nickle needs a lot of surface area inside the battery.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So…
What’s your spaghetti policy here?
libra00@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s kinda interesting. My first thought on seeing that image, though, was ‘ramen + autism = good!’
embed_me@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Another win for the AI robots
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
By stretchy do they mean slightly less brittle and thus slightly more impact resistant? Not that this is a problem we need solving. The biggest issues we need to solve in technology are batter and glass
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
they should put that in clothing, there’s probably tons of medical uses for this
masterspace@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
PC Gamer regurgitating the abstract of a random research paper makes baby jesus cry.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Have chat GPT make it interesting.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 weeks ago
I don’t know why but this makes me picture some dusty old-school newsroom with that one guy in all the TV shows smoking a cigar acting kind of like an asshole, and he looks up from the rough draft and while pointing at it with the cigar half-yells “have ChatGPT take a crack at it, maybe it’ll spice things up!”
Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Of course: baby Jesus hates popularization science or engineering. Baby Jesus loves your money and obedience.
masterspace@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
"Regurgitation without critical thought is fundamentally counter to the principles of science and engineering"