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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Zoomer Parker will not lug around an SLR camera in the next reboot; he’ll simply be a drone operator.

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  • philycheeze@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Millennial Parker is a web designer so this isn’t far off.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      honestly if i were spiderman i don’t think i would have it in me to do anything even remotely related to spiders in my off-time, it’d just feel like tempting fate

      that, or go all in on tempting fate, have 5 pet tarantulas, be a web designer, network engineer, tie fishing nets as a hobby, etc etc…

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  • Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Either that or gen-alpha Parker.

    I wonder if his spider sense will tip him off to the drones OTHERS send to track him

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My favourite was the first appearance of sandman, Peter forgot to get shots of the fight so he just starts tossing sand in the air and pretending to fight it, Jonah is like “great shots” lol

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• Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think JJJ would’ve paid Peter more if he arranged for pictures that made Spider-Man look more creepy and morally questionable. JJJ probably feels suspicious of all those “heroic” angles.

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Look at that menace Spider-Man, sexually assaulting buildings and leaving them covered in white goo!”

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