Zoomer Parker will not lug around an SLR camera in the next reboot; he’ll simply be a drone operator.
Don't worry about it
Submitted 10 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Millennial Parker is a web designer so this isn’t far off.
Draegur@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
Either that or gen-alpha Parker.
I wonder if his spider sense will tip him off to the drones OTHERS send to track him
Draegur@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
I think JJJ would’ve paid Peter more if he arranged for pictures that made Spider-Man look more creepy and morally questionable. JJJ probably feels suspicious of all those “heroic” angles.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“Look at that menace Spider-Man, sexually assaulting buildings and leaving them covered in white goo!”
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
My favourite was the first appearance of sandman, Peter forgot to get shots of the fight so he just starts tossing sand in the air and pretending to fight it, Jonah is like “great shots” lol