The Holy Ghost told him he could reach more people here than at churches

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rogan - “So how did the whole Messiah thing start?” Jesus - “My carpentry business was slow and I was bored. I saw an add in a magazine for a kit of magic tricks. I got real good at doing the tricks. Before I knew it I was on the road doing shows with a staff of 12 guys”

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s crazyyy

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died.”

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  oh no, Rogan is a Jojo now?

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• Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is the bible accurate? Like, 2 Samuel 3:14?
  Jamie, pull that up

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2 Samuel 3:14? 2 Samuel 3:14, David sends messengers to Ish-bosheth, Saul’s son, demanding the return of his wife Michal, whom he had been betrothed to for the price of a hundred Philistine foreskins.

    I’ve heard of guns storing a few foreskins in their refrigerator, but 100 is pretty outrageous and this was a time before you could refrigerate them.

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  • garcialuengo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bro, that’s crazy. Matthew 3:16

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    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      AT LAST,
      THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL

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• sylver_dragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So, he finally took Andrew Llyod Webber’s advice from Jesus Christ Superstar and popped into the age of mass communication.

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