I am the funniest person alive (Source: Me)

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I fuck myself daily, just not in the good way.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Reverse anal?

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Reverse anal?

      Is that where you push your ass into someone’s dick?

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you ever catch me smiling at my phone, it’s probably because I started laughing randomly and it’s weird so I am staring at a blank screen which is something you don’t know but the whole thing suddenly looks normal.

  Previously solved by facemasks.
  I didn’t even have to interact with people much.
  I want another pandemic. I mean, in a good way or something…

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

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• Contemporarium@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Agreed ❤️

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  scrolling through my profile using another account, just to upvote what still makes me laugh and downvote what sucks

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