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CISA fires then rehires security crew, and puts them on hold

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨vegeta@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨technology@lemmy.world⁩

https://www.theregister.com/2025/03/18/cisa_rehired_doge/?td=rt-3a

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You’re fired”

    “You’re hired back, but sit there and nothing.”

    EFFICIENCY

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yeah. Fire the team responsible for pen testing. That’s real smart.

    /S

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    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, when your goal is to destroy government programs and offices so they they get replaced by rent seeking corporations so they can suck every penny from you, it really is.

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would fuck them up big time.

    “Oh yeah? Sure sure. I’m just gonna commit one small change. There ya go. Now. You were saying?”

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like “break things and move fast” does not mix well with the government…

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  • notannpc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    S tier efficiency. Only a stable genius could bring this level of efficiency which is definitely saving us money as long as nobody actually does the math.

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  • Fermion@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do the terms of their employment change when they get rehired?

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  • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    though they’ve been benched on paid leave for now.

    How convenient!

    So they can seamlessly continue their NEW jobs, working remotely for $ForeignPower, while collecting both paychecks. 🤑🤑

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So weird that he’d want the people responsible for election security laid off. I wonder why? Maybe, just maybe he hacked this shit.

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