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I bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, with their knowledge of lighting, angles, and whatnot.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TehBamski@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They would also be the most critical of nudes they receive

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  • Opinionhaver@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As a hobbyist photographer I do cringe quite hard at the vast majority of the dick pics I see though I don’t know who wants to see a closeup of a single boob either.

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    • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t know who wants to see a closeup of a single boob either.

      I’ll take it if it’s all I can get

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      • Opinionhaver@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        What about just a nipple?

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  • Coldcell@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think we do. Anecdotally.

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    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Anatomically, too.

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      • darkstar@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yes, cinematographers have the biggest dicks

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m sure they think they do, but we all overestimate our skills when horny brain hits

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As they have a job and are likely over the age of 22, are dick pics by adults really that common; or just a sign of some flavour of mental illness?

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  • zorflieg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think it’s the deep knowledge of whatnot that is most important.

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