Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn’t even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must’ve been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(
Just sayin’ bro
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Kertyna@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
What a terrible day to be able to read.
Sonor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You guys are getting 2 bucks?
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
kippinitreal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I read this in Kristen Wiig’s SNL character Penelope’s voice
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
My uncle who works for Nintendo already got me a Sixskin
WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The way it’s written my mind immediately read it in the voice of Wheatley from Portal 2.
Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I have sixskin:
feddit.org/…/b71fb661-29b3-4015-9645-0f2823604ae3…
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
risky click of the day
jyl@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I really feel bad for whoever is in these pictures.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I assume they just made the mistake of turning on video in a public discord or something.
Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
!nicole@feddit.org