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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I keep telling my cat to stay out of the gun safe, but he never listens

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And reverse psychology doesn’t work on cats.

    “You can go into the gun cabinet whenever you want. It’s not off-bounds at all. Help yourself! I’d be happy if you did.”

    “Who’s asking you for permission, bitch?”

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Forgot the all-important butt wriggle! You can’t pounce without doing that first!

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Denyay, defwend, depwose.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Idk why I’m still scared of my cat for things like this lol

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• GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My cat unironically likea being shot at with a nerf gun so they can take cover and try to advance on me. Of course I aim far away from them.

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