You have your dog, I have my Gator

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• Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wally Gator was, indeed, an emotional support animal. However, upset citizens reported him and animal control took Wally and released him.

  He is missing, presumed dead because of his amicable personality.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those upset citizens should release themselves over the side of a tall bridge

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You have your dog, I have my Gator

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    With our powers combined…

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• UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The gator will surely “remove” the cause of the depression, eh?

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The human, who evolved empathy: I love you.

    The alligator, who evolved a bite force of 2,000psi: food.

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