Ah, men 🥵
Submitted 1 month ago by tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works to conservative@lemmy.world
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Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 month ago
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Many people believe that Jesus never said anything about homosexuality, but I disagree.
And He said to them, “Are you so lacking in understanding also? Do you not understand that whatever goes into the man from outside cannot defile him, because it does not go into his heart, but into his stomach, and is eliminated?”
Mark 7:18–23
pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He teaches men to swallow.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s one way into a man. He could also be saying bottoms can’t be defiled. Either way, it sounds like approval to me.
pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This Jesus is too white! We, the conservatives, uphold and conserve the traditional view that Jesus is brown!
fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Didn’t know jesus was chill like that, brb converting rn